Serving up insults, smiles and new styles with upcycled and one-of-a-kind creations!

I finally gave myself permission to be an artist.  It's the prop master in me, back from my theatre days in college.  This drama queen can't stop thinking about paper and prints, textures and fabrics, antiquing wax, glitters and glue.  I'm also a bit of a storyteller, one helluva hostess and all around funny lady.  I love clever wordy banter, a good British accent, a decadent dinner party and an occasional dick joke.

All of my projects start out as a thrift store find.  I alter, upcycle and repurpose small furniture and home decor, antique dishes, stoneware and glass containers -- bringing them from Goodwill to great again! 

Each piece is like a character with its own personality.  Although slightly worn from its previous life, I want each piece to stand-out and shine.  Like the prettiest or funniest girl in the room.  Or kitchen.  Now go ahead and make me a sandwich.

While you're making that sandwich (extra pickles, please), check out my Mean Dishes!  These upcycled and antique dishes have been altered in hilarious ways, serving up inappropriate laughter and digs for your next breakfast or dinner party.

Warning:  These are not your grandmother's dishes.  Well, they could be, but you know what I mean...

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Do you have a favorite joke or one-liner?  Send it along.  If your cleverness ends up on a Mean Dish, I'll send some love your way.  Ask me about custom orders, too.